TODAY’S COMIC: “Centipede Human”
Back in December, I was interviewed by Slickster magazine and they asked me if I had any plans to create a strip about a human centipede. Well… here it is! Thanks for the inspiration, guys! I give you the “Centipede Human”!
In case you’ve been living under a rock, a human centipede is a nasty freaking creation in a horror movie. I was gonna link the movie trailer, but even that is freakin’ nasty. I figured you could look it up on your own.
John
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↓ Transcript
CENTIPEDE HUMAN
CHIP: "It's a preview for a new horror movie... "Centipede Human"
JACK: "Oh heah! I hear it's really..."
NARRATOR: "In a world..."
JACK: "... GRRROSS!"
CENTIPEDE HUMAN: "Kill... uuussss..."
CHIP: "It's a preview for a new horror movie... "Centipede Human"
JACK: "Oh heah! I hear it's really..."
NARRATOR: "In a world..."
JACK: "... GRRROSS!"
CENTIPEDE HUMAN: "Kill... uuussss..."
So there’s WORSE things than Shokan, Oni, Tarkatans, and Kytinn out there. …Good to know…
None of those wields scolding hot Starbucks.
Kytinn do. Oh; wait…that’s scalding hot flesh-melting acid. Nevermind.
Yeah… not as lethal as burnt Starbucks coffee.