Katy Perry
Jun01
Ok, Katy… ‘Waking Up In Vegas’ is a great song. It’s one of my guilty pleasures. I snuck it in my heavy metal playlist so nobody knows. (Shit!… now they do! ) I’m only saying this because I want you to know that I don’t hate you as a person.
But I do think you’re an idiot.
What you said about the Manchester Massacre was moronic. It represented the disconnect of celebrities from the real world. Sure, “loving on each other” is nice, but when there are jerks out there sneakin’ around with the intention of blowing kids up, it’s time for more serious talk about what to do.
I get it… your career is built upon people liking you. The more people like you, the more money you make. So words like, “Let’s all just get along” are nice and vanilla. Non-offensive. All-inclusive. But it’s also unrealistic.
There are people out there who don’t want to be friendly. They want to kill us. They want to kill you too, Katy . You know this because you have a giant wall around your house . The wall is there to keep you safe. To keep bad (and good!) people out. THAT’s smart. Props to you.
What isn’t smart is pretending there isn’t a problem. I don’t want my daughter to be blown to pieces at one of your concerts.
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