SHARDS OF COCKTAIL
Sorry this comic came out a little later in the day than usual.
In other news… my Reddit account was reactivated. I haven’t posted any comics there yet, but I did post one of my videos in /r/retrogaming. You can find me under the name Skittercomic.
Have a great weekend!
– John
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THE SHARDS OF COCKTAIL
MARTIN: "Turns out that vilainous spider, Jack, was fixin' to eat my roachlings.
BILL: "What're you gonna do, Martin?"
MARTIN: "I'm gonna gear up... BEHOLD! My father's sword... The Shards of Cocktail!!"
BILL: "Nice lighting."
MARTIN: "... Shattered at the battle of the Five Olives..."
BILL: "It broke in the heat of battle?"
MARTIN: "Well... no. Dad got greedy and tried to skitter off with five olives skewered on this thing. They're only stress-tested to hold four."
MARTIN: "Turns out that vilainous spider, Jack, was fixin' to eat my roachlings.
BILL: "What're you gonna do, Martin?"
MARTIN: "I'm gonna gear up... BEHOLD! My father's sword... The Shards of Cocktail!!"
BILL: "Nice lighting."
MARTIN: "... Shattered at the battle of the Five Olives..."
BILL: "It broke in the heat of battle?"
MARTIN: "Well... no. Dad got greedy and tried to skitter off with five olives skewered on this thing. They're only stress-tested to hold four."
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