Trade War
Jul25
How in the hell did I work the trade war with China into this?
Looks like Trump is the deal-makin’ genius he says he is! ( and we thought he was an idiot for choosing the spider over alien tech )
Don’t forget to read the newsprint!
Hell yeah! A covfefe cookie!
Thaw out Bruce Lee? (Wait–I thought he just went home…) Finally; we’ll get to see the sequel to Game Of Death as intended! …Or; he’ll die from improper thawing (we still ain’t figured that part out; yet…) Fun fact: China owns all the pandas in the world–they just rent them out to foreign zoos.