TODAY’S COMIC:”What You Say”
What you say to a female is not always what they hear. Yeah… this happens to me all the time. With all the ‘opposites’ going on in the female mind, I always wonder what would happen if I actually DID say the negative thing they thought I meant. Would they react POSITIVELY? Or is there no “correct approach”?
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This will be the last comic strip of 2015. Thursday’s strip will be a rerun. But there will be all new strips starting next year which will include a new character and a possible new-ish direction for Skitter.
Thank you all for reading my little comic strip!
Happy New Year!
John
↓ Transcript
WHAT YOU SAY
NARRATION: "What you say:"
JACK: "I'm goin' to the store... you need anything?"
NARRATION: "What you say:"
JACK: "I'm goin' to the store... you need anything?"
NARRATION: "What her hormones hear:"
JACK: "GOD, you eat a ton!! You fat pig!!"
NARRATION: "The correct approach:"
JACK: "God, you eat a ton... You fat pig."
GYPSY: "Get me some CHOCOLATE!"
NARRATION: "What you say:"
JACK: "I'm goin' to the store... you need anything?"
NARRATION: "What you say:"
JACK: "I'm goin' to the store... you need anything?"
NARRATION: "What her hormones hear:"
JACK: "GOD, you eat a ton!! You fat pig!!"
NARRATION: "The correct approach:"
JACK: "God, you eat a ton... You fat pig."
GYPSY: "Get me some CHOCOLATE!"
No, there is no correct approach……………………PERIOD.
No, there isn’t
Probability approaches unity: The only winning move is not to play.
No… I’ve tried not playing. You get dinged for that too.
One of these Johns is an imposter. Let’s judge which one with how well you cook your lasagna!
Wrong Johns.
those first 3 panels are all the same Jack
The joke was that there are two John Vogel’s in this comment section.